| for christmas my aunt was preparing a lobster dinner. but when she started to put the lobster into the pot, it stood up on its tail, and raised its claws as if he were he-man flexing. then it jumped out and opened its claws and BROKE the rubberbands that previously shackled them. then it barrelled across the kitchen floor and into the living room where fido the puppy was sleeping. upon being waked up fido began barking at lobster in protest. lobster responded by taking a nip/chomp out of fido's front right leg and left fido yipping and limping in the living room. auntie finally caught the lobster by putting a pan over it, upside down, and sliding a clipboard under the pan, and then carefully transfering the contents of that pan onto the pan on the stove and covering it with the lid. she said that was the toughest lobster she had ever tasted.
i know this is true, because i was talking to her on video ichat at the time and i saw the whole thing.
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51,000 ~1900/day
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traumatized
by fruit flies
i still eat my apples outside
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| http://dlisted.com/node/28076
she's wrong, it's free body diagram.
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